She came in
as we sat around the table
discussing weaknesses in our poetry.
She told us
one of her girlfriends
hadn't had a man for four years
& was looking for a safe one-night stand.
She told us her friend was coming
to look us over.
We adjusted our appearances
& discussed the importance of metaphors.
Her friend appeared
like a sparkler at a party.
We stood up straight & smiled,
took turns to kiss her hand
as if we were all Romantic Poets.
One of us put his hat back on
So he could doff her.
She wore her hair like a halo
& her shy glances aroused us.
Somebody recited an ee cummings love poem.
The birds started singing like sopranos.
The women went away to discuss us.
She came out of her bedroom & told us
because her friend was catholic
she had selected the poet
who looked most like Jesus.
The chosen one rose to do his duty.
I tried to wish him luck but he said:
I'd rather stay here writing poetry.
I said: This is a perfect poetry opportunity.
His beard moved as if he was trying to smile.
He left the room as we checked our watches,
shuffled our drafts
listened hard for the softest sound
& returned to the possibilities of language.