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Thylazine: The Australian Journal of Arts, Ethics & Literature                                                                                                                                  #7/thyla7k-mlll
AUSTRALIAN POETS SERIES 7
The Poetry of Myron Lysenko
Selected by Coral Hull

[Above] Photo of Myron Lysenko by photographer unknown, 2000.


I UNDER THE TREE I COMBINE I HAIKU & SENRYU I SEX AT THE POETRY WORKSHOP I
TURN LEFT AT THE FULL MOON I


UNDER THE TREE

they stood
under the big tree
and talked slowly

under the tree
they stood
and slowly talked big

the big tree
stood slowly
and under they talked

they stood big
and slowly talked
the tree under

the big tree talked
and they slowly
understood

COMBINE

you find me on the grapevine
I'm your dashing thylacine

you're beautiful like einstein
much sweeter than a columbine

we make a happy clothesline
you're my brunswick & sunshine

you have a figure like a coastline
it nearly matches my waistline

but still i am your valentine
kissing on the borderline

stronger than turpentine
as solid as a skyline

our love is brighter than a tram line
so let's party like wittgenstein

HAIKU & SENRYU

the postman speeds
               past my house
st. valentine's day

bird in the garden
pecking at my nectarines
the scarecrow sags

the middle aged-man
walking into the sunset
pastries in his arms

After the downpour,
lying on the nature strip:
a can of mushrooms.

SEX AT THE POETRY WORKSHOP

She came in
as we sat around the table
discussing weaknesses in our poetry.

She told us
one of her girlfriends
hadn't had a man for four years
& was looking for a safe one-night stand.

She told us her friend was coming
to look us over.
We adjusted our appearances
& discussed the importance of metaphors.

Her friend appeared
like a sparkler at a party.
We stood up straight & smiled,
took turns to kiss her hand
as if we were all Romantic Poets.
One of us put his hat back on
So he could doff her.

She wore her hair like a halo
& her shy glances aroused us.
Somebody recited an ee cummings love poem.
The birds started singing like sopranos.
The women went away to discuss us.

She came out of her bedroom & told us
because her friend was catholic
she had selected the poet
who looked most like Jesus.

The chosen one rose to do his duty.
I tried to wish him luck but he said:
I'd rather stay here writing poetry.
I said: This is a perfect poetry opportunity.
His beard moved as if he was trying to smile.

He left the room as we checked our watches,
shuffled our drafts
listened hard for the softest sound
& returned to the possibilities of language.

TURN LEFT AT THE FULL MOON

You're not lost at all;
in fact, you're almost there.

Just keep going down this road
for a couple of miles or kilometres
whichever you prefer
until you come to the sign.
Obey the sign
even if you disagree with its philosophy.

Take the next left
but be sure you take the full left turn
not the half turn.

Keep going until you get to the dry riverbed.
You can't miss it
it's always full of yellow yachts.
Slow down at the bridge & proceed carefully.

Keep going straight through the bends.
Turn left at the fork & follow the spoon.
Keep going until the war stops or the drought breaks.

Turn left at the full moon
& it'll be there, right in front of you.
You can't miss it.

I can't advise you what to do next,
you'll have to make your own decisions,
but make sure you enjoy the scenery along the way,
because once you get there,
there'll be nothing to see.

About the Poet Myron Lysenko

Myron Lysenko became a professional poet in 1989. Co-founded & co-edited (with Kevin Brophy) independent literary journal Going Down Swinging from 1980-94. He has had over 222 poems published in anthologies, litmags & other journals. His poetry has been featured on television & radio. Has read his poetry in public over 2000 times over the last 21 years & has conducted over 3000 poetry workshops on the east coast of Australia. His poetry has been described as wry, amusing, sad, surprising, innovative & cheekily irreverent. He is known in some circles as Melbourne’s happy pessimist. Earns his living by doing poetry in universities, TAFE colleges, schools, poetry venues & festivals. Myron had a fear of poetry for the first 30 years of his life, but after he was converted by contemporary Australian poets, he adopted poetry as a lifestyle.
   [Above] Photo of Myron Lysenko by photographer unknown, 2000.

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