In America, the Life, the Land, the Law
is not learned sitting on the earth
beside a campfire with smoke
& old people's voices chanting,
chanting of the Ancestors ...
but from the television set; on highways;
from billboards; from a sequence of
Burma Shave signs & barns painted with
"Bull Durham - Born in the Woods - Chewing Tobacco".
From black guys with no names
pushing brooms across checkerboard floors
in dingy waiting rooms.
From waitresses with chewing gum smiles:
high priestesses of swing shift officiating
in the ritual of ice water & patty melt.
"Double your pleasure, double your fun,
with Double-Mint, Double-Mint, Double-Mint ..."
Guns -
every boy wants one.
That's what the Sears-Roebuck catalogue sez.
America -
Diet of image, breakfast of metaphor.
From the absolute salesmen of ragged souls
darker than sunglasses outside the Alamo;
on accordion street corners where talent goes begging
& men with sandwich boards praise the Lord,
aching for a bottle of lunch;
where little boys lose their Moms & don't want
to grow old and die, but vote for the Bomb instead,
like it was the secret of eternal youth.
And find success with blond instead of Erector Set.
Oceans of love, definite
as the sound of a sea-shell.
I learned to tie my shoelaces
in the back of a green '51 Oldsmobile summer vacation;
past mechanical bellboys with light-bulb thumbs, waving:
"VACANCY", "VACANCY" ... ;
past wrestling posters obscuring circus:
Pepper Gomez kissing the crucifix
in the black trunks on Saturday nights
in a one-fall match with Mr Fuji.
I learned America from the inside, out.
America -
A river that starts with Huck Finn
& ends with Springsteen's Greatest Hits.
A postcard collection of motels & cafes.
A prize at the bottom of the cereal box.
A little dab'll do ya.
At Wonder Cave in San Marcos, Texas,
a nickel bought one minute of dancing chicken -
the caged bird high-stepping it
to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy
as the hot-plate heated up under its feet.
In 1956, "Davvvvy ... Daaaavy Crockett,
the king of the wild frontier ..."
In buckskin jackets and coon-skin caps
we kept the neighborhood safe
from the Indians & Mexicans.
Walt Disney taught us social Darwinism -
all those poor animals torn apart
while the cameras kept on rolling.
The Living Desert gave way to
the Dying Jungle of Vietnam;
the survival of the fittest,
& the richest ...
all those poor animals torn apart
while the cameras kept on rolling ...
& rolling ...
America -
Where everything is gigantic, amazing,
incredible, symbolic, &
having a nice day, obligatory.
A sagebrush vista in a Saturday morning
picture theatre, tie yippy yie yea!
Before the film, we voted in a kiddie straw poll -
the 1956 Presidential race.
Most of us stuffed our tickets into Eisenhower's box
because he had a kind face, &
cos we'd heard our mothers say
Ike would make a nice grandfather.
I suspect that's still how Americans vote today.
Burn Ethyl,
Burn Julius ... burn, burn!
America -
From the pages of the Wall Street Journal
to another cliché;
as real as the beatniks of Time.
And evil was personified as black,
as red, & blind.
We learned the wisdom of the tribe,
not from ancient song cycles
but from the Top 40, & a hospital
that turned into a parking lot in 1959.
From crossings and re-crossings
of the continent; from two-headed calves
in Mississippi; and pralines in Louisiana;
from tornado warnings in the heart o' Texas
to hot beer & lousy food outside Tucson
with its adobe gas stations & totem pole pumps.
America -
In Triple-A-approved motels where
a quarter got you thirty minutes of TV
& Ronald Reagan on Sunday nights
appearing for G.E., selling toasters &
washing machines:
"At General Electric, progress is
our most important product."
Diet of image, breakfast of metaphor.
America -
Heading for the top
or slumping toward the weekend,
we learned its myths and legends;
from baseball trading cards
to the Pledge of Allegiance:
"One nation, under God, indivisible ..."
I can remember when they added "God".
I can remember Sputnik, looking up
at the stars over Texas a coupla weeks
before Halloween.
I remember Elvis;
I remember when "rock'n'roll" became
part of the language;
I can remember Bobby Thomson's home-run
that won the Giants the pennant; &
my parents remembered Lou Gehrig -
first baseman for the New York Yankees -
dying of a nerve disorder. His farewell
speech to 50,000 fans, featured on
a Columbia "Masterworks" - KL5000 -
his voice echoing over the ballpark:
"Today (Today)
I consider myself (I consider myself)
the luckiest man (the luckiest man)
on the face of the earth (on the face of the earth)."
America -
From the eyes of Lombard
to the timing of Keaton;
from Kansas City jazz & hip-flask blues;
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me :
finding the pitch in the key of "me" -
Almost everybody remembers the words;
almost no-one remembers the tune,
& already the song is ending.
Ending with Benny "Kid" Parrett
dying under the glove Emile Griffith,
coast-to-coast;
America -
Ending on Elm Street in Dallas
near the umbrella man;
ending in Chicago
with the whole world watching;
ending in Holly's plane,
in Joplin's veins;
in a motherless bar outside Spokane
with the idiot box tuned to the football game
a century after the gold rush;
ending in Australia with nobody home ...
I learned the myths, the legends,
the hype, the symbols,
happy-ever-afters" ...
America -
Diet of image, breakfast of metaphor.