For those of you who are etymologically inclined
I would like to take this opportunity
to explain to you the derivation of the expression
pissed as a parrot.
Sidney Baker in The Australian Language indexes
Paroo dog
Parrot
Parson's pox
There is no entry under pissed.
He also gives
Proverbial, come the
Piss, panther's
and Pseudoxy
Parrot on page 55 is a sheep
which has lost some of its wool.
If the sheep's fly-blown it's a rosella.
Wilkes in his Australian Dictionary of Colloquialisms
lists only to piss in someone's pocket
(refer Kylie Tennant, Bray, Hardy & Herbet)
Pissant around (Dymphna Cusack)
and Pissant, game as a.
There is no mention of any parrot in any condition at all.
In Collins English Dictionary (Australian edition)
you will find definitions for
piss
piss about
Pissaro
piss artist
and piss off.
Parrots appear in their psittaciformes capacity
which I found meant having a short hooked bill,
compact body, bright plumage, and an ability to mimic.
It was not entirely clear whether this referred to birds.
Parrot-fashion had nothing to do with anything.
Roget's Thesaurus
Nuttal's Dictionary of Synonyms and Antonyms
Stillman's Poets Manual and Rhyming Dictionary
Webster's Treasury of Synonyms, Antonyms and Homonyms
and The Shorter Oxford English Dictionary
were absolutely no help at all.
I thought Usage & Abusage
being by Partridge
could be illuminating, but it appears
that neither piss nor parrots are abused.
I refused to consult Strunk's Elements of Style
on the grounds that the backcover blurb
has quotes from the Greensboro Daily News
and The Telephone Engineers and Management Journal.
But I went to afternoon tea
in the School of Chemistry at the University of Sydney
at 4 pm on Thursday 6 November
and there, Dr A.R. Lacey, physical chemist, Msc PhD,
informed me, in his capacity as a true blue,
down to earth, dinky-di, grass root Aussie that
when working on his horse stud in the Wingecarribee Shire
he had observed that Gang Gang cockatoos
fall with paralytic suddenness
from the branches of Hawthorn bushes
after ingesting berries,
Incredibly, The Reader's Digest Complete Book of Australian Birds
makes no mention of this.